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Seems someone’s been up to no good. Listen up everybody, I do not want to have to fucking say this again:

• Lock any equipment that you don’t want stolen inside your boat or in the case of an outboard motor lock it up with a cable or chain.
• Anytime that you are passing the marina after dark take a ride through it slowly to see if you see any suspicious activity. This is no different than a neighborhood crime watch. I drive through there every weeknight at about 12:30 AM when I get out of work. A clue, if there are no cars in the parking lot and you see people on a boat or movement on a boat. If you see something suspicious call the Sheriff, don’t attempt to stop a crime yourself.
• Consider installing an alarm on your boat, which I myself am going to do asap. Dale said he bought one for his boat for $15 at Lowes.
• Make sure that you report breakins to the authorities even if you can’t recover the money so they will be more vigilant when they are in the area.
• Let’s hope that we don’t have to put up a huge fence to keep out the crooks, because it would ruin the ambiance of the marina itself.