Seems someone’s been up to no good. Listen up everybody, I do not want to have to fucking say this again:
Lock any equipment that you don’t want stolen inside your boat or in the case of an outboard motor lock it up with a cable or chain.
Anytime that you are passing the marina after dark […]
Willy Squints
Originally uploaded by Welvis Tarn.
Damnit! This song is on repeat for me lately. If you aren’t familiar with Lady Sovereign, she’s a lady person, with a vagina, and a rapper. Oh, and she’s nearly a hobbit or something. That being said, she’s one of the best MCs I’ve heard in a long time. Her voice sounds like it’s been […]
Well, this is a brand new, damn catchy, and pretty fucking hilarious song from Mac Lethal and Joe Good. “What the fuck Friendster? That’s Mike’s Hard Lemonade!” - priceless. Even though they say it in the song, their MySpace pages are here and here, by the way. The track names for […]
Yup, you got it. It’s time for the Winter Olympics. Or as I like to call them the Winty Limpy-doos. I’ve waited four years for the re-emergence of favorite sports such as the luge, curling, and a little known sport called snowboarding. I say little known, because what, it’s on the same level as bowling, […]
At work we order a lot of items from Rothco. They mainly do military stuff so we end up getting camo shirts from them, sometimes hats, even belts. Well this morning a box full of bb guns arrived (Sean & Jim ordered them) and that pretty much defined the rest of the day. […]
I’m finally getting around to using the great bandwidth advantages of my pro Flickr account (thanks Lora!). Tonight I uploaded two entire folders worth of pictures from 2002. These are the first two days I had my digital camera. It was a birthday gift from my mom. I still have 6 […]
I am Ryan M. Benton. It is an honor to present my very first Great Moments in Internet History posting. Many thanks to the ever so handsome, wildly talented, and especially good-smelling Burton Parker for inviting me to grace his and his fantastic wife, Lora’s blog/rant/story site.
Like any original written work, I should hope to become at least […]
Kansas is a great state, providing America and the rest of the world with wonderful commodities that enrich our lives. I thought our dear readers would be interested to know what Kansas’ top exports are (in ascending order).
10. Spoons
9. Forks
8. Interestingly Enough, Knives
7. House Flies
6. Sasquatch
5. Blue Whales
4. Armenians
3. Peeing Calvin Stickers
2. Meth
1. Freedy Johnston
These […]
1. Brussel Sprout with Prociutto: Actually, not that bad, I’d heard tales of it and the horrors that await within. One thing you have to understand about me is I like cabbage. Part of the German heritage. Also, I get heartburn a lot and drink a lot of alka-seltzer. It tasted like cabbage, plain alka-seltzer […]