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SOLITAIRE

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

Remember the adorable redhead from Problem Child?
Remember the ridiculously cute kid from Kindergarten Cop?
Remember the kid that played Alfalfa in the Little Rascals remake?
Remember that ugly blonde chick from the band Twisted Sister?
What does any of this have to do with anything?
One word:  Solitaire
Every child star and product of the 80’s is being rounded up […]

del.icio.us/scientology

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

A growing collection of links that make counter arguments against Scientology. In a free society we are allowed to criticize other people and organizations. I am posting this in response to the horrible DMCA abuse made against codebot.org.read more | digg story

Good News!

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

I just took a huge dump and deep fat fried it. It was so big I needed one of those turkey fryers. Bad news, my poop blew up, due to the high water content hitting the oil upon cooking. Now I have a huge mess and NO pictures to put on Google. Sorry, Burton. Mama […]

Deep Fried Turd

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

As great as Google is at finding things, there is not a single image of a deep fried turd to be found in Google Image Search. In 2006, with all the technology available, one would think that not only would a turd have been deep fried by now, but that someone would have taken […]

Extremely Odd

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

 I stumbled across something completely weird on the fabulous internet (thank you, Al Gore for inventing the internet). 
It’s a Christian comic book about this girl named Hansi who becomes a Nazi, betrays Jesus, gets captured by Russians, escapes from her captors, and then becomes a Christian again. 
 The content it just odd.  I took a few […]

Oh my space! (nsfw)

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Well, imagine my good fortune when I found out Slurpie wanted to be my friend on MySpace. That’s right, I’m not putting quotes aroung her name because I am 93% certain Slurpie is her actual birth name. Really, how could it not be when her About Me section contains a photo of her […]

Apocalyptica

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

Have you heard about these guys?  I hear they have a big following.  I think the music is pretty decent - impressive, even (not what I’d listen to on my own time, but that doesn’t mean they suck).
But can you really take a bunch of guys seriously when they get up and start cock-rocking all […]

Darkshapes

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Darkshapes (Jay Parkinson) may end up becoming one of the first fine art photographers to break out almost entirely thanks to Flickr. Since January he has been posting a set called ‘Aspiring’. Nearly every photo from the set has ended up in Flickr’s daily top 500, and each picture is a stunning piece of […]

Why you should boycott Blu-ray and HD-DVD

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

So, forgive me, but I have to make a plea. Do not buy a Blu-Ray player. Do not buy a HD-DVD player. Don’t buy a drive for your computer. Don’t buy the discs. Believe me, I love movies, and I really want to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy in hi-def, but the price […]

ALERT message about breakins at the marina

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Seems someone’s been up to no good. Listen up everybody, I do not want to have to fucking say this again:

Lock any equipment that you don’t want stolen inside your boat or in the case of an outboard motor lock it up with a cable or chain.
Anytime that you are passing the marina after dark […]