Archive for the 'Humor' Category

In which we examine a webpage with a fart noise

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

Creative Commons, no less, so you can use it without being sued.  It’s a fart noise, very difficult to record on your own.  Without further delay…
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php?id=26216

Introducing…

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Hell yes!  I’ve now obtained the most wonderfullest of domain names:
http://werewolfvagina.clownpenisdotfart.net/org.internet
No clue what the fuck I’m doing.  Not a one.

ALERT message about breakins at the marina

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Seems someone’s been up to no good. Listen up everybody, I do not want to have to fucking say this again:

Lock any equipment that you don’t want stolen inside your boat or in the case of an outboard motor lock it up with a cable or chain.
Anytime that you are passing the marina after dark […]

Inventions

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Just a quick one, but a toilet that weighs your poop.  This is a good idea and I know it, and it seems simple enough.  I think we’ve all had a moment where we’re proud of our work but only have anecdotal evidence.  This would solve that problem, and as a possible bonus you should […]

Movie Review: Choad Holiday

Monday, January 16th, 2006

In the interest of being completely transparent, I must mention that the producers of ‘Choad Holiday’ are relatives of mine. My sister Amanda and her husband Josh financed this short film themselves, working on it over the last 3 years in their spare time. I actually hadn’t even heard of the piece until […]

A mangled conversation, re: toner

Friday, January 13th, 2006

At work we tend to get a lot of phone solicitors, and we love talking with them. We’ve gotten into full productions before, with props even (well, a bag of chips and a keyboard). For the past week I’ve been trying to find a way to record these conversations quickly. This afternoon […]

My Dear, those aren’t wolverines

Friday, January 13th, 2006

It was the start of the Summer Wolverine hunt last Frursday, but of course I was in no mood for the carnage. Only one week earlier I had learned of the death of my cousin, R. R. R. Holmes, by that damned Hoppem’s Fever Flu. I do hope by my end the medical sciences will […]