My birthday with Dave Coulier
For my 25th birthday, my good pals Julia and Cole and my adoring husband took me to Stanford & Son’s Comedy Club. Dave Coulier (of Full House fame) was the headliner - and apparently, so was everyone else there - They have some sort of Kindergaten logic that they like to apply to the line-up, so there are no such things as opening acts…Only headliners. We watched 3 headliners;
1.) Italian guy that was horrible.
2.) Guy to soon be on Letterman that was mediocre.
and, of course…
3.) Dave Coulier from TV’s Full House!
Oh Dave Coulier…
Well, if you don’t remember Full House - Just try to think of Rocky and Bullwinkle or “Cut it Out” or mouth trumpeting. Coulier made Full House the joke that it is today.
Watching him do his “comedy” was surreal, but meeting him was ridiculously surreal. In his act, he did some mullet jokes, probably, most definitely insulting a man in the audience with a “skullet”. He also played the harmonica and did a lovely impersonation of a (black) blues musician…you know, cause (black) blues musicians are SO funny. OH! And don’t let me forget the Shaq ueille O’Neil jokes - those were endless… It was his “full circle”. All comedians have the full circle…They say something funny, and then at the end of their act, to wrap things up and leave on a high note, they tell a different joke that then goes back to their previous joke from the middle of their act…Hence, a full circle. So, he started talking about Africa at the end of his act, and then tied Shaq into that…and tada - his act came full circle. Way to go, Coulier! Way to go!
Well, I couldn’t sit 50 ft. from Uncle Joey without meeting him…CUT IT OUT! We waited not long at all to meet Mr. Coulier face-to-face. I didn’t have to think hard to know what I wanted him to sign. Yes, I got his autograph! It was my birthday, so I pulled out my ID to prove it to Uncle Joey, and as I pulled out my ID, I realized that my donor information had not yet been filled out…and I call myself a donor…pshhh!
So, I requested that Dave Coulier be my donor witness! He obliged, and also agreed to a wonderful portrait that I intend to frame and display near the shitter.
Below, is his testament of witness to my organ donation.
Sweet.
Thank you to ALL for the wonderful birthday! And a special thank you to my husband, Josh, for the lovely surprise party that he put together for me! I loved it!
Dave Coulier being uncomfortable in my presence while I decide which organ to donate….
