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I just took a huge dump and deep fat fried it. It was so big I needed one of those turkey fryers. Bad news, my poop blew up, due to the high water content hitting the oil upon cooking. Now I have a huge mess and NO pictures to put on Google. Sorry, Burton. Mama tried. Holy geez, it looks like a band of poo throwing monkeys stormed my kitchen. There goes my deposit.

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