Deep Fried Turd

As great as Google is at finding things, there is not a single image of a deep fried turd to be found in Google Image Search. In 2006, with all the technology available, one would think that not only would a turd have been deep fried by now, but that someone would have taken the time to post a picture of it online. Sad.

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3 Responses to “Deep Fried Turd”

  1. ratboy Says:

    I agree. Tonight, after a successful search for images of ‘Scotch Eggs’ I was compelled to search for ‘deep fried turds’. Eerie I think, given the date of your post. Perhaps there is an awakening of some previously unknown desire, an epiphany on a global scale or a general feeling that something is missing from our Internet Lives.

    Who knows.. but I predict within 9 months from your post a turd will be deepfried (battered preferably) and the proof will be disseminated electronically by means of networked technologies.

    GIS is dead. Long live GIS!

  2. KMC Says:

    I was rather surprised to learn this as well. I mean, if the internet has videos of people eating feces and dancing in golden showers, why would deep fried turds be so taboo?

  3. Lostmysanitytomyself Says:

    I was at the dentists office right, and I was about ready to fall asleep when suddenly a DEEP FRIED TURD slipped into my mouth!!!1 But not really. >.> KMC has a good point, if they’re going to eat feces why not at least fry it first?! Unless you know, you prefered a healthier alternative….Like Baking them. Yeah….All whilst never once stopping to consider why you’re cooking turds…. Discusting eh?

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