Oh my space! (nsfw)
Well, imagine my good fortune when I found out Slurpie wanted to be my friend on MySpace. That’s right, I’m not putting quotes aroung her name because I am 93% certain Slurpie is her actual birth name. Really, how could it not be when her About Me section contains a photo of her with a mouthful of jizz. Now keep in mind, MySpace wouldn’t let my friend Meghan post a picture of Jesus with laser beams coming out of his eyes, but a girl with a load in her face seems to be fine with Tom. Her interests include sex, boys, gymnastics, and modeling. Actually, that’s it, there are no other interests unless you count The Koran, of course, makes sense. I know some people would label her a MySpace whore, but she’s actually just a normal, 100% real, cum guzzling slut. Oh, and this is possibly the best photo ever. None of this is safe for work of course, and probably not even safe for Slurpie.
April 20th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Holy crap, that was funny. I’m glad I took your advice and didn’t view this at work.
April 20th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
“YOUNG BITCHES ON THE FLY TIP” - Should I know what that means? Slurpie seems like a nice gal. That isn’t Slurpie O’Donahue is it?
May 5th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Slurpie visited my page too. I did a “display name” search for slurpie, and there were 36 results. Most of them were the same person/picture, but in different towns. My best guess is that it’s a cheap internet porn marketing tactic.
July 12th, 2006 at 8:21 am
Yeah, slurpie paid me a visit today as well… still… I just didn’t want her as a friend I’m afraid.
It’s not the first porn ad/myspace venture I’ve seen and I’m sure it won’t be the last.
What’s really funny is to actually look at the number of ‘friends’ they come out with. Our hopeful youth.