At War
At work we order a lot of items from Rothco. They mainly do military stuff so we end up getting camo shirts from them, sometimes hats, even belts. Well this morning a box full of bb guns arrived (Sean & Jim ordered them) and that pretty much defined the rest of the day. Most of the guns were battery powered automatics, which meant people were just spraying the place with shots. Oh, we were shooting these indoors. Practically everyone got shot at some point, little plastic bb’s were everywhere, they even ended up in my office somehow. Dan and I put cups on the train tracks out back and managed to shoot them over. The plastic bb’s are kind of gay, in that they’re plastic, but that allowed us to shoot them indoors and at my car. We have a Storm Trooper helmet that made it possible to shoot people in the head, and I guess we have goggles as well to protect us from ourselves. Overall it added to the workday, and no one lost an eye.
Item: BB Guns
Distributor: Rothco
Setup Time: Approximately 5 minutes

Rating: 6 out of 7 Dale Earnhardt heads
Pros: Fully automatic bb action with the help of 4 AA batteries, my eyes were unharmed.
Cons: Shooting people with real guns causes death or serious injury but would be 100 times cooler.
January 27th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Remember that time mom bought you some REAL throwing stars and nun chucks when you were 15 or so? Mom was the coolest. And when she bought you eggs on Halloween? There is no other mom like ours.
January 28th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Sometimes, if you think about it, it’s a miracle that you Blue Collar guys are still alive.