http://www.greatmomentsininternethistory.com/2006/01/17/inventions/ The future of total crap. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:12:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://www.greatmomentsininternethistory.com/2006/01/17/inventions/#comment-8 Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:23:57 +0000 http://www.greatmomentsininternethistory.com/2006/01/17/inventions/#comment-8 Brilliant! Knowing the weight and length would be nice, but knowing the volume would be handy, too- in case you want to bottle it up for a gift. "Good morning, honey. The shit I just took was 438 cubic centimeters. Is the Sunny D bottle empty?" Brilliant! Knowing the weight and length would be nice, but knowing the volume would be handy, too- in case you want to bottle it up for a gift. “Good morning, honey. The shit I just took was 438 cubic centimeters. Is the Sunny D bottle empty?”

]]> http://www.greatmomentsininternethistory.com/2006/01/17/inventions/#comment-7 Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:25:06 +0000 http://www.greatmomentsininternethistory.com/2006/01/17/inventions/#comment-7 It weighs the poozle...AND there is a tape measurer inside the stool that measures the length. You know, for the "ones" that bust through the water line. It weighs the poozle…AND there is a tape measurer inside the stool that measures the length. You know, for the “ones” that bust through the water line.

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