Inventions
Just a quick one, but a toilet that weighs your poop. This is a good idea and I know it, and it seems simple enough. I think we’ve all had a moment where we’re proud of our work but only have anecdotal evidence. This would solve that problem, and as a possible bonus you should be able to store your records, arcade style with a 3 letter name.
January 18th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
It weighs the poozle…AND there is a tape measurer inside the stool that measures the length. You know, for the “ones” that bust through the water line.
January 18th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Brilliant! Knowing the weight and length would be nice, but knowing the volume would be handy, too- in case you want to bottle it up for a gift. “Good morning, honey. The shit I just took was 438 cubic centimeters. Is the Sunny D bottle empty?”