America’s 82nd State
Kansas is a great state, providing America and the rest of the world with wonderful commodities that enrich our lives. I thought our dear readers would be interested to know what Kansas’ top exports are (in ascending order).
10. Spoons
9. Forks
8. Interestingly Enough, Knives
7. House Flies
6. Sasquatch
5. Blue Whales
4. Armenians
3. Peeing Calvin Stickers
2. Meth
1. Freedy Johnston
These are all fine products that Kansas makes possible. Next time you’re passing through this great state of ours, won’t you tip the Sasquatch cleaning your windshield? He’s completed work release and really is making a contribution to society now. Unlike last year.
Number One Worst Kansas export: Don Johnson