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Kansas is a great state, providing America and the rest of the world with wonderful commodities that enrich our lives. I thought our dear readers would be interested to know what Kansas’ top exports are (in ascending order).
10. Spoons
9. Forks
8. Interestingly Enough, Knives
7. House Flies
6. Sasquatch
5. Blue Whales
4. Armenians
3. Peeing Calvin Stickers
2. Meth
1. Freedy Johnston
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1. Brussel Sprout with Prociutto: Actually, not that bad, I’d heard tales of it and the horrors that await within. One thing you have to understand about me is I like cabbage. Part of the German heritage. Also, I get heartburn a lot and drink a lot of alka-seltzer. It tasted like cabbage, plain alka-seltzer […]

Despite how good the dare payoff is (and I’m thinking a 10 speed Schwinn bicyle, because that’s what you owe me, Whitney) it is NEVER a good idea to drink acid. Bonus! They’ve got me on a catheter!