Archive for December, 2004

A Turning Point in My Virginal Life

Monday, December 6th, 2004

A muskrat, a leprechaun, and a moldy jack o’ lantern walk into a bar… Oh! That wasn’t actually a joke, that was a hallucination I had whilst taking my daily morphine allotment. I get phantom’s pains due to an accident I sustained. Well, not a proper accident, an accident implies involuntary participation. I had a […]