Alternate History Dead People in 2008
October 3rd, 2008 by BurtonLenny Bruce is avoiding Dane Cook at the Comedy Central Roast.
River Phoenix still can’t believe Heath Ledger is gone. So young.
Moe Howard can’t stop watching Jackass clips on YouTube.
John D. Rockefeller regrets loaning his great-great-great grandson $5,000 to make a porno.
Johnny Cash is in Rick Rubin’s living room and can’t have his pills back until he sings that Katy Perry song.
Chris Farley was nearly funny in Fatter of the Bride 2: Til Bread Dough Us Part.
Ernest Hemingway is writing for Maxim.
Frank Sinatra did the Kanye song for the money.
Abraham Lincoln still pays for everything with $5.00 bills and pennies. It was amusing last century.
Aristotle is liveblogging causality.